You and your bud find yourselves stranded deep in the jungle, fighting for survival.

Out of the brush, 3 magical creatures greet you: the Jalapeno Tequila and Lime 🐍, the Scotch Bonnet and Ginger 🐆, and the Red Habanero and Black Coffee 🐺. They leave you with 3 bottles of their essence. Your taste buds are saved.

The hottest thing to emerge from Portland since Carrie Brownstein discovered sketch comedy, this trio of infernal sauces will inject a little pep into any spice-loving friend's step.

Our favorite? The ambrosial Aardvark Habanero Sauce: tangy, Tex-Mexy, with a dash of Caribbean panache, and just mellow enough to splash on anything and everything. The addiction is real. 🌶💉

Look, we're not saying you should drink on the slopes. We definitely ARE saying your bud will love you for thinking ahead as you walk back to the lodge, ready to imbibe, come ski-bunny o' clock.

Keep these aircraft-grade aluminum powder-sticks brimming with your libation of choice for a swift post-ski reward. 🍸

Enjoy a drinking game fashioned in an alternate timeline of the Japanese Edo period. Collect your sake 🍶and spin the top to determine what Kabuki 👺 mask you drink from. Bottom's up!