Has your bud's Bowie become so dull that even Croc Dundee would say, "...that's not a knife. I don't know what that is." 🤠

Alleviate their blunt woes with this powerful, compact Field Sharpener featuring a Diamond Plate, Ceramic Rod, and Leather Strop to hone any blade to a razor's edge, no matter where you are. Finally, it will cut! 🙏

If you or your pal watch History's Forged in Fire, then master bladesmith and all around 'pain train' J. Neilson requires no introduction. The skill and precision he brings to each of his weapons rank him among the world's best smiths, and it shows in the immaculate detail and savage beauty of each of his knives. Truly as good as it gets for the discerning blade collector. 🧐

Pop quiz, hotshot: there are twelve burgers and as many hot dogs steadily getting warmer in your styrofoam cooler. How long do you have until they both become inedible? 😓

Trick question; you planned ahead and snagged a ROVA cooler, keeping those meaty morsels cool for over a week. Crisis averted, Keanu.

Deep down, it's an irrefutable fact that everybody secretly wants to be a getaway driver. That's just hard science. 🔬

Treat your pal to the next best thing by signing them up for one of the world's best rally schools. They'll learn how to toss a car into a Scandinavian flick, execute a clutch-kick, and anything else it takes to outrun Boss Hogg and Roscoe. Them buds are at it again!