Deep down, it's an irrefutable fact that everybody secretly wants to be a getaway driver. That's just hard science. 🔬
Treat your pal to the next best thing by signing them up for one of the world's best rally schools. They'll learn how to toss a car into a Scandinavian flick, execute a clutch-kick, and anything else it takes to outrun Boss Hogg and Roscoe. Them buds are at it again!
Why can't we live in a reality where everyone saw The Last Crusade in the 80s and decided we should transition as a people over to sidecar-only transportation? Is there anything more rad than chopper goggles?
Be the change you want to see in the world. Pick up your buddy in the Ural, but don't be surprised if they start chiding you, Indiana. 🤠