It's a cruel world we live in when no one bothers to think how ice tongs feel about the cold. How do we know their adorable little cube-grabbers aren't reeling from the pain of winter's bite? Well, rest your furrowed brow, dear reader, for these tongs are swaddled in grippy, silicon mittens. They revel in the ice! Your moral edge is secure. Now, onto the debate about fire pokers. 😬

Contrary to popular belief, rolling pins are useful for purposes beyond that of comic strip bonking and thwacking. Encourage your buddy's baking with a personal message letting them know that you adore their cooking, and demand cookies as recompense! 🤗