It's a cruel world we live in when no one bothers to think how ice tongs feel about the cold. How do we know their adorable little cube-grabbers aren't reeling from the pain of winter's bite? Well, rest your furrowed brow, dear reader, for these tongs are swaddled in grippy, silicon mittens. They revel in the ice! Your moral edge is secure. Now, onto the debate about fire pokers. 😬

Launch your friend into the Jules Verne design-aesthetic of their dreams with this enigmatic, glowing tube clock. The only way it could be any more steampunk is if it ran on whale oil and had a train whistle for an alarm. Toot toot! 🚂