Behold! Your faces! On stamps! No longer will things like poor longterm planning and Fortnite addictions keep you and your friend from stacking up the lifetime of successes necessary for stamp based immortalization. The future is now. Notarize your lives.

Contrary to popular belief, rolling pins are useful for purposes beyond that of comic strip bonking and thwacking. Encourage your buddy's baking with a personal message letting them know that you adore their cooking, and demand cookies as recompense! 🤗

Designer Bryan Boyer wondered if a film could be consumed at the speed of a book. The result of that existential investigation is the Very Slow Movie Player. Using an eInk display, the VSMP plays out one second of a film over an hour or an entire film over a 7,000-hour tableau.