If we had to choose one song lyric to throw up on the wall it would probably be, "Chicken for lunch, chicken for my dinner, Chicken, chicken, chicken, I'm a finger-licking winner," or, "Cheeseburger in paradise, Heaven on earth with an onion slice, Not too particular, not too precise, I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise," or, "Tequilla." Let your bud decide! 🎶

Plop your drinks onto the cosmos and set phasers to imbibe. These sturdy, glass coasters come two to a pack and are perfect for protecting furniture from any perspiring refreshment, even blue milk. When your friend thanks you, tell them we said don't sweat it. 😉

If your friend's home has less of a garbage can and more of a trash-box, a floor composed of equal parts carpeting and Cheeto, or a general aesthetic that would make Mr. Clean weep openly 😭, may we suggest improving that bud's life drastically with the award-winning, ultra-thin Eufy Robovac. Help them Robovac, you're their only hope.