Do you remember the dark times? When consoles only packed one controller into every box and slowly edged out split-screen, forcing buds to game in *gulp* separate homes? 😰

Fear not, companion. Never before has it been so easy to game with a bud. One controller is for punks, so the Switch demands co-op play by packing two into its diminutive packaging. Nintendo, we're not worthy! 🙏

Take your bud on a trip back to Rainbow Road 🌈with new racers, new karts, and the same clutch shell 🐢plays that catapulted you to 1st place in your Special Cup circuit.

Deep down, it's an irrefutable fact that everybody secretly wants to be a getaway driver. That's just hard science. 🔬

Treat your pal to the next best thing by signing them up for one of the world's best rally schools. They'll learn how to toss a car into a Scandinavian flick, execute a clutch-kick, and anything else it takes to outrun Boss Hogg and Roscoe. Them buds are at it again!