With over 15 world records for in-flight performance, the McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II still remains in service some 60 years after it first took flight. The question isn't so much, does this belong in my bud's living room, as much as, am I comfortable with our friendship peaking at a level higher than the Phantom's altitude envelope (20,252m)?

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