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A lack of information has never ended well for humanity. In the 19th century, doctors thought milk was a good substitute for blood transfusions. In the 20th, teens thought JNCO jeans would be cool forever.

The Pocket Ref lays out information on everything from first aid to mapping, conversion tables to construction. Your bud seeks knowledge 🧠, reward their good sense with this.

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Portable Hot Tub

Picture this: you and your bud are stranded on the wrong side of Denali. Hail pelts your faces like slugs from an ice rifle. 🥶 But it's all good, cause y'all thought ahead and set up this ultimate piece of human ingenuity: the portable hot tub. Now, you're hotter than a Maine lobster and significantly more comfortable. Ready your butts.

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Popup Animal Lights

Sometimes a design can feel so radically simple and intuitive, it seems a wonder it's never been thought of before. These pop-up, aluminum lights fall into just such a category. Ranging from 🦚 and 🦉 to 🦌 and even 🌵, these sleek sconces will transform any bud's abode into the elegant safari home of their dreams.

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Sondre Scooter Luggage

Up until now, getting around airports has been about as fun as oral surgery. The slog from one terminal to another, always while dragging your bag behind you or over your shoulder, has felt like a Sisyphean punishment for a new era. Fret no longer. Now, you and your buddy can roll around O'Hare like a couple of jet-setting Sons of Anarchy. Next step: matching leather jackets. 😎

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Fire Skulls

Worshiping the dark forces of Belial's armies at your fire pit has never been easier thanks to these brutal fireproof bones. Tell your friends they are all that's left of your vanquished enemies! We promise we won't tell. 🤞

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Spacetime Coordinates Memento

Cement a date, time, or moment shared between you and your ride or die in the immutable beauty of spacetime cast over metal. Each of these custom art prints and mementos celebrate your favorite junctures by measuring them against the alignment of the planets. Doesn't get more special than that. ✨😲✨

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Custom Pez Dispenser

Ennoble your closest friends with that most functional of toys: the mighty Pez Dispenser. Relive cherished memories of Halloweens gone-by by stuffing their plastic faces with enough sweets to literally and figuratively fill them to the brim. Handsome, delicious, and utilitarian; how many toys can claim that? 😛

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Custom Dog Socks

Some of our best friends are human. Others are not.

If there was ever a doubt in your mind that we live in the best timeline, look no further than our capacity as a people to immortalize our closest pups in these fully-customizable, comfy socks. Honor thy 🐶!