Ennoble your closest friends with that most functional of toys: the mighty Pez Dispenser. Relive cherished memories of Halloweens gone-by by stuffing their plastic faces with enough sweets to literally and figuratively fill them to the brim. Handsome, delicious, and utilitarian; how many toys can claim that? 😛

You don't have to own the complete, leather-bound works of Kipling, or have an atheneum dotted with oil paintings of hunting dogs to smell like a person of means. Your bud will thank you as they light this bad boy up 🕯 and let their freshly minted status wash over them like a platinum breeze. It's good to be the king(s). 👑