Ennoble your closest friends with that most functional of toys: the mighty Pez Dispenser. Relive cherished memories of Halloweens gone-by by stuffing their plastic faces with enough sweets to literally and figuratively fill them to the brim. Handsome, delicious, and utilitarian; how many toys can claim that? 😛

If your friend's home has less of a garbage can and more of a trash-box, a floor composed of equal parts carpeting and Cheeto, or a general aesthetic that would make Mr. Clean weep openly 😭, may we suggest improving that bud's life drastically with the award-winning, ultra-thin Eufy Robovac. Help them Robovac, you're their only hope.

Everyone has a favorite song, and if they tell you they don't, they're lying. If your pal falls into that secretive category, ask yourself: what makes the most sense for their sound wave pinup? Are they a saccharine lover of The Cult's "Rain", or do they prefer the bombastic bravado of The Stooges' "Search and Destroy." Us? We're Vengaboys "Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom" till the end. 🤜🤛