Plop your drinks onto the cosmos and set phasers to imbibe. These sturdy, glass coasters come two to a pack and are perfect for protecting furniture from any perspiring refreshment, even blue milk. When your friend thanks you, tell them we said don't sweat it. 😉

It's a cruel world we live in when no one bothers to think how ice tongs feel about the cold. How do we know their adorable little cube-grabbers aren't reeling from the pain of winter's bite? Well, rest your furrowed brow, dear reader, for these tongs are swaddled in grippy, silicon mittens. They revel in the ice! Your moral edge is secure. Now, onto the debate about fire pokers. 😬

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