Behold! Your faces! On stamps! No longer will things like poor longterm planning and Fortnite addictions keep you and your friend from stacking up the lifetime of successes necessary for stamp based immortalization. The future is now. Notarize your lives.

Everyone has a favorite song, and if they tell you they don't, they're lying. If your pal falls into that secretive category, ask yourself: what makes the most sense for their sound wave pinup? Are they a saccharine lover of The Cult's "Rain", or do they prefer the bombastic bravado of The Stooges' "Search and Destroy." Us? We're Vengaboys "Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom" till the end. 🤜🤛

It's pizza. 🍕 It's socks. 🧦 It's Pizza Socks. Come on people, this isn't complicated. Sometimes friendship is best when it's simple. Give the gift of pizza on a sock. Your honor, we rest our case.