Exams, presentations, and business reports loom like a cackling Drosselmeyer. When stress hits, the first thing to be thrown out are healthy meals. How will your buds survive?

Simple, take the guesswork out of nutrition by giving them Soylent, a delicious meal replacement drink with all the macronutrients and vitamins your friends need to withstand the onslaught of tedium. Endure! 💪

Pop quiz, hotshot: there are twelve burgers and as many hot dogs steadily getting warmer in your styrofoam cooler. How long do you have until they both become inedible? 😓

Trick question; you planned ahead and snagged a ROVA cooler, keeping those meaty morsels cool for over a week. Crisis averted, Keanu.

Deep down, it's an irrefutable fact that everybody secretly wants to be a getaway driver. That's just hard science. 🔬

Treat your pal to the next best thing by signing them up for one of the world's best rally schools. They'll learn how to toss a car into a Scandinavian flick, execute a clutch-kick, and anything else it takes to outrun Boss Hogg and Roscoe. Them buds are at it again!