"I wish our home had less oxygen and pleasant-smelling houseplants," said no one ever.

Suffuse your friend's abode in fresh air and the unbridled satisfaction that comes with raising a living cactus or succulent, even if they are super-duper easy to grow. We won't tell. 😉

Some friends are perfect angels. 😇

Others...well...let's just say their misdeeds have led you to purchasing this personalized devil prayer candle. Hail your pal, Satan! 😈