Is your friend constantly languishing about how most lights only contain one color? Are they apoplectic at the roundness of bulbs, with their smug lack of corners and angles? Soothe their furrowed brow by transforming their home into the neo-trance rave of their dreams with these crazy customizable, go-anywhere, light-up-any-color, music-reactive panels from Nanoleaf. 👩‍🎤💡👨‍🎤

If your friend's home has less of a garbage can and more of a trash-box, a floor composed of equal parts carpeting and Cheeto, or a general aesthetic that would make Mr. Clean weep openly 😭, may we suggest improving that bud's life drastically with the award-winning, ultra-thin Eufy Robovac. Help them Robovac, you're their only hope.

These spectacular handmade maps combine our loves of woodworking, discerning art 🎨, and reminding our bud that we totally respect their choice to move to Puget Sound to pursue craft beer brewing for penny-farthing enthusiasts. Just look at that river basin. Gorgeous.