Exams, presentations, and business reports loom like a cackling Drosselmeyer. When stress hits, the first thing to be thrown out are healthy meals. How will your buds survive?

Simple, take the guesswork out of nutrition by giving them Soylent, a delicious meal replacement drink with all the macronutrients and vitamins your friends need to withstand the onslaught of tedium. Endure! 💪

Pop quiz, hotshot: there are twelve burgers and as many hot dogs steadily getting warmer in your styrofoam cooler. How long do you have until they both become inedible? 😓

Trick question; you planned ahead and snagged a ROVA cooler, keeping those meaty morsels cool for over a week. Crisis averted, Keanu.

The Grainfather is a first of its kind, all-in-one brewing system allowing you and your bud to go from grain to beer in as little as five hours! Designed to make 23L of beer in one batch, this miracle-maker will elevate your friendship to hops heaven. What are you waiting for? Dilly Dilly! 🍻