Has your bud's Bowie become so dull that even Croc Dundee would say, "...that's not a knife. I don't know what that is." π€
Alleviate their blunt woes with this powerful, compact Field Sharpener featuring a Diamond Plate, Ceramic Rod, and Leather Strop to hone any blade to a razor's edge, no matter where you are. Finally, it will cut! π
Why can't we live in a reality where everyone saw The Last Crusade in the 80s and decided we should transition as a people over to sidecar-only transportation? Is there anything more rad than chopper goggles?
Be the change you want to see in the world. Pick up your buddy in the Ural, but don't be surprised if they start chiding you, Indiana. π€