Jimmy Page. Mastodon. Sepultura. These are not quiet artists. These are thunder-chugging, riff-sweating, diabolic sound-lords sent to sizzle ear canals and make heads bang with one thing in common: they all play Orange amps. Now in bite-size roar! 🤯

Let's be real, most straps you pick up at the local 🎸 shop are cookie-cutter sadness sheets of canvas and hide. These bespoke saddle-blanket axe holders from Denali Straps look cowboy-cool and are as supportive as a music studio sofa. Don't let your friend settle for anything less than distinguished comfort while shredding.

If we had to choose one song lyric to throw up on the wall it would probably be, "Chicken for lunch, chicken for my dinner, Chicken, chicken, chicken, I'm a finger-licking winner," or, "Cheeseburger in paradise, Heaven on earth with an onion slice, Not too particular, not too precise, I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise," or, "Tequilla." Let your bud decide! 🎶