You don't have to own the complete, leather-bound works of Kipling, or have an atheneum dotted with oil paintings of hunting dogs to smell like a person of means. Your bud will thank you as they light this bad boy up 🕯 and let their freshly minted status wash over them like a platinum breeze. It's good to be the king(s). 👑

Sometimes a design can feel so radically simple and intuitive, it seems a wonder it's never been thought of before. These pop-up, aluminum lights fall into just such a category. Ranging from 🦚 and 🦉 to 🦌 and even 🌵, these sleek sconces will transform any bud's abode into the elegant safari home of their dreams.

Launch your friend into the Jules Verne design-aesthetic of their dreams with this enigmatic, glowing tube clock. The only way it could be any more steampunk is if it ran on whale oil and had a train whistle for an alarm. Toot toot! 🚂